Quotes to make your day…

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‘I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly past.’ (Douglas Adams)

‘Temptation is there to give in to it.’ (Oscar Wilde)

‘I’m not insane. My mother had me tested.’ (Sheldon Cooper)

‘Never insinuate malice when stupidity suffices as an explanation.’ (unknown)

‘Inquisition, crusades, witch-burnings. – We know how to get the party started. Your church. (unknown)

‘You don’t get into science for the money.’ (Leonard Hoffstadter)

‘Speak for yourself. Last month my company both invented and cured restless eye syndrome. Kaching! Ya blinky chumps.’ (Bernadette Rostenkowsky)